My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.  There was only one little thing bothering me.  It was her beautiful younger sister.

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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra less. One day "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.  She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.

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She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if  you want one last wild feeling, just come  up and get me." I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.

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When she reached the top she pulled off her panties and threw them down the stairs at me.  I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.

I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car. Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping! With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, we are very happy that you have passed our little test.....we couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter.  Welcome to the family."

And the moral of this story is:

Always keep your condom in your car........