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The Loving Wife
02.26.08 (3:44 am)   [edit]
It's the P.S. at the end you need to note! 


To my darling husband,

Before you return from your business trip I just want to let you know about the

small accident I had with the pick up truck when I turned into the driveway.  

Fortunately I was not too bad injured and I really didn't get hurt, so please don't worry too

much about me.

I was coming home from ASDA, and when I turned into the driveway I

accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake.

The garage door is slightly bent but the pick up fortunately came to a halt when

it bumped into your car.

I am really sorry, but I know with your kind-hearted personality you will

forgive me. You know how much I love you and care for you my sweetheart.

I am enclosing a picture for you.

I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again.

Your loving wife.
XXX 
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Enlarge your Penis
02.25.08 (9:15 am)   [edit]

Penis enlargement is a topical debate these days because it poses an interesting problem. On one hand, a lot of men think that their penis cannot be enlarged and that all penis enlargement products are scams.

On the other hand, it's getting impossible to ignore the huge amount of medical evidence that penis enlargement has indeed worked for many satisfied customers. That's why so many men are torn between their disbelief and cynicism and the very real desire to get a bigger penis that would make them feel better about themselves.

 

Penis extender devices, also known as stretchers, are the most effective products on the open market, provided they are the genuine article and medical quality, of course.

 

The basic principle behind stretchers focuses on the ability of the human body to adapt to gradual, constant pressure. Traction is used widely in modern medicine, as a way to promote new tissue growth and medical experts have applied the same theory to penis enlargement with great success.

 

Thus, an extender device that keeps the penis gently stretched beyond the normal flaccid size increases the penis's ability to hold more blood, resulting in longer and thicker erections as well as improving the non erect size.

 

Some penis enlargement products are safe, recommended by doctors and clinically proven to be effective.

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Way to hide your email.....................!!!!!!!!!!!!!!See it privately
02.24.08 (8:50 am)   [edit]

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HOWZZAT...............???? Cool

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Your Mobile Phone's Secret Exposed
02.23.08 (12:52 am)   [edit]

4 Things You Never Knew Your Mobile Phone Could Do:

 
There are a few things that can be done in times of grave emergencies. Your mobile phone can actually be a life saver or an emergency tool for survival. Check out the things that you can do with it:

 
1. Emergency:

The Emergency Number worldwide for Mobile is 112. If you find yourself out of the coverage area of your mobile; network and there is an emergency, dial 112 and the mobile will search any existing network to establish the emergency number for you, and interestingly this number 112 can be dialed even if the keypad is locked. Try it out. Also in Australia , the Australian emergency number 000 can be dialled whilst your mobile phone keyboard is locked. This is another reason why 000 receives so many false emergency calls!

 

2. Have you locked your keys in the car? 

Does your car have remote keyless entry? This may come in handy someday. Good reason to own a cell phone: If you lock your keys in the car and the spare keys are at home, call someone at home on their mobile phone from your cell phone. Hold your cell phone about a foot from your car door and have the person at your home press the unlock button, holding it near the mobile phone on their end. Your car will unlock. Saves someone from having to drive your keys to you. Distance is no object. You could be hundreds of miles away, and if you can reach someone who has the other "remote" for your car, you can unlock the doors (or the trunk). Editors Note: It works fine! We tried it out and it unlocked our car over a mobile phone!"

 

3. Hidden Battery Power:

Imagine your mobile battery is very low. To activate, press the keys *3370# Your mobile will restart with this reserve and the instrument will show a 50% increase in battery. This reserve will get charged when you charge your mobile next time.

 

4. How to disable a STOLEN mobile phone?

To check your Mobile phone's serial number, key in the following digits on your phone!: star-hash-zero-six-hash * # 0 6 # A 15 digit code will appear on the screen. This number is unique to your handset. Write it down and keep it somewhere safe. When your phone get stolen, you can phone your service provider and give them this code. They will then be able to block your handset so even if the thief changes the SIM card, your phone will be totally useless. You probably won't get your phone back, but at least you know that whoever stole it can't use/sell it either. If everybody does this, there would be no point in people stealing mobile phones. Not only the above, but also in Australia your stolen phone is added to a "Stolen Mobile Phone" database, so if your phone is found later on it can be returned to you.

 

 

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Little Johnny's at it again.....
02.22.08 (8:40 pm)   [edit]

A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!" After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Little Johnny?" "No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!"

  

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Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face. "Why do you do that, mommy?" he asked. "To make myself beautiful," said his mother, who then began removing the cream with a tissue. "What's the matter?" asked Little Johnny. "Giving up?"

 
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The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention in class. She called on him and said,
"Johnny! What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?" Little Johnny quickly replied, "NBC, FOX, ESPN and the Cartoon Network!"

 
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Little Johnny's kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station where they saw pictures tacked to a bulletin board of the 10 most wanted criminals. One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it really was the photo of a wanted person.  "Yes," said the policeman. "The detectives want very badly to capture him."   Little Johnny asked, "Why didn't you keep him when you took his picture?"

 
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Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse's legs and rump, and chest. After a few minutes, Johnny asked, "Dad, why are you doing that?"   His father replied, "Because when I'm buying horses, I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy.   Johnny, looking worried, said, "Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy Mom."

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Attention!
02.18.08 (3:19 am)   [edit]
It was 5:00 in the morning at the U.S. Marine boot camp, well below freezing, and the soldiers were asleep in their barracks.

The drill sergeant walks in and bellows, "This is a birthday suit inspection!! I wanna see you all formed up outside butt naked NOW!"

So, the soldier's quickly jumped out
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 of bed, naked and shivering, and ran outside to form up in their three ranks.

  The sarge walked out and yells, "Close up the ranks, conserve your body heat!"
So they close in slightly... The captain comes along with his swagger stick. He goes to the first soldier and whacks him right across the chest with it.

"DID THAT HURT?" he yells.

"No, Sir!" came the reply.

"Why not?"

"Because I'm a U.S. Marine, Sir!"

The captain is impressed, and walks on to the next man. He takes the stick and whacks the soldier right across the rear.

"Did THAT hurt?"

"No, Sir!"

"Why not?"

"Because I'm a U.S. Marine, Sir!"

Still extremely impressed, the captain walks to the third guy, and sees he has an enormous erection. Naturally, he gave his target a huge WHACK with the swagger stick.

"Did THAT hurt?"

"No, Sir!"

"Why not?"

"Because it belongs to the guy behind me, Sir!"

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Happy Valentine's day !!!
02.14.08 (5:43 am)   [edit]

Happy Valentine's day !!!

 

This valentine's day.........

Build Bridges instead of walls and

this way you will have lots of friends.

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Plastic Surgery At Rodeo Drive
02.14.08 (5:19 am)   [edit]

If you are looking for a Beverly Hills cosmetic surgeon or plastic surgeon, take a look at Rodeo Drive Plastic Surgery at rodeodriveplasticsurgery.com. What's so impressive about Rodeo Drive Plastic Surgery?Everything from their cutting edge surgical procedures to their novel approach to customer care. Even their affordable costs at such an exclusive address are impressive!

You probably recognize Rodeo Drive as the place world renowned for fashion and style and excellence in taste and service. Rodeo Drive Plastic Surgery not only offers top quality surgical procedures, but they treat clients with individualized attention and concern for their needs, from initial consultation to post-surgical care and beyond.

What makes Rodeo Drive Plastic Surgery's approach to client care so novel?Imagine a California tummy tuck procedure that is performed elsewhere. The client may not have been informed about all of their options, or given honest advice about the choices they have. Their individual needs might not have been fully addressed, and they may find themselves feeling apprehensive about their procedure, uncertain about the outcome, and disillusioned about their recovery time.

Whether you are considering Beverly Hills breast implants or rhinoplasty, personalized care rather than generic or institutional treatment will ensure you have a positive experience. Rodeo Drive Plastic Surgery offers an alternative by focusing on your needs.

RDPS is a well known beverly hills liposuction center, able to use the most innovative technique (named Skin Activating Liposuction) that can be practically applied anywhere on the body, also on on large volume.

One of the most famous surgery is surely the abdominoplasy, a treatment that is requested by women and men after pregnancy or weight loss that want to regain a perfect body with a reduction of the excess skin and fat around the belly, an improved body contour and a smoother shape to the abdomen. But don't forget also breast implants (RDPS surgeons will create a natural look for you, your breasts will be fuller and rounder, so no "fake" appearance), breast enlargement (surgeons use saline implants or silicone implants and can operate on all ages and body types women), rhinoplasty (a team with two surgeons with complementary training and backgrounds on cosmetic and functional aspects who do all their nose surgery together in order to give you the perfect solution),Nonsurgical Rejuvenation , face lift, eyes lift and other surgeries.

For more information, you can visit the Rodeo Drive Plastic Surgery Website.

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Speed up your Internet by 20%
02.09.08 (2:42 am)   [edit]

Hi guys....here is some secret tips only for .......... those who want to increase the speed of their  internet connection.By following the given steps you can speed up your  internet by 20%.

Microsoft reserves 20% of your available bandwidth for their own purposes like Windows Updates and interrogating your PC etc

You can get it back:

Click Start then Run and type "gpedit.msc" without quotes.This opens the group policy editor. Then go to:
Local Computer Policy
then Computer Configuration
then Administrative Templates then Network then QOS Packet Scheduler and then to Limit Reservable Bandwidth.

Double click on Limit Reservable bandwidth. It will say it is not configured, but the truth is under the 'Explain' tab i.e."By default, the Packet Scheduler limits the system to 20 percent of the bandwidth of a connection, but you can use this setting to override the default."
So the trick is to ENABLE reservable bandwidth, then set it to ZERO. This will allow the system to reserve nothing, rather than the default 20%.It works on Win 2000 as well.

How did you like it.please comment.

Note:This trick works only for windows xp sp2 professional and windows 2000 professional.It does not work on windows xp sp2 home edition.

Their is another trick to make your mozilla firefox ten times faster for that you have to make a request individually because i want to keep this secret as a  secret.

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02.09.08 (1:41 am)   [edit]

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Vegas Online Casios
02.08.08 (11:13 am)   [edit]

Now a days there are thousands of sites who offers online casinos.But  for any player it will be difficult to go through all these sites and understand which is the best one and which online casino offer maximum player bonus.

I would recommend you for playing  casino online is 32vegas.com.

 

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Pig hunting...
02.03.08 (9:47 pm)   [edit]
A man wakes his woman at 3am and says "Getup we are going pig hunting"

His woman says "Im not going fucking pig hunting it's 3am".
"Get the fuck up" he says, "we'refucking going pig hunting"

"No fucking way" she refuses.

"O.K. then" he says "I'll give you three options. You can either come pig hunting, give me a head job or let me fuck you up the arse?"

"well" she says "it's 3am and Im not going pig hunting and I'm not letting you fuck me up the arse so I had better give you a head job".

After going down on him for about one second she sits up and says "Your fucking cock tastes like shit!!!"

"yeah" he says "the dog didn't want to come pig hunting either"
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