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hEIGHTS.......... jUST tAKE a lOOK
01.31.08 (10:04 am)   [edit]

 HEIGHT OF ISOLATION:
Two persons sitting side by side using emails to
communicate with each other.

HEIGHT OF COWARDICE:
Two persons fighting through emails.

HEIGHT OF HELPLESSNESS:
Receiving no emails for a week.

HEIGHT OF FRUSTRATION:
The email server being down.

HEIGHT OF CARELESSNESS:
Writing a love mail and doing a 'Send All.'

HEIGHT OF ACHIEVEMENT:
A person sending email to a girl wanting to become
friends and getting a reply.

HEIGHT OF TIMEPASS:
A person sending email to himself

HEIGTHT OF EXPECTATION:
Sending Indian cricket team an e-mail,wishing them to
win a match

HEIGHT OF REPETITION:
Forwarding an email to someone and receiving the same
email forwarded back to you by some one in the
receiving chain.

HEIGHT OF BROWSING:
You are swimming in the water pond and shout "F1 F1 F1
" instead of shouting
"HELP" when you are unable to
swim.  

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Online Backgammon @ Gammon world
01.31.08 (8:27 am)   [edit]

If  you  are fond of playing  backgammon games than Gammon world is the place for you to look out. Gammon world is a website that offers backgammon players the latest information about backgammon tournaments and events.

So, my dear  if you want to play backgammon, but in case you need some helps,Gammon world will be the right backgammon online portal for you. It is because it provides useful background about the game and tips on how to play better. Furthermore, Gammon Palace is available in six languages and  it is a  user-friendly website.The way by which the site is designed is absolutely mind blowing. Gammon world is easy to navigate and it has no pop-ups.

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Dissertation Writing Services @ Yourdissertation.com
01.31.08 (6:56 am)   [edit]

In most schools and universities, writing a dissertation may come immediately right after the discussion of a particular topic in class. Because of the relative benefits a student may get from such projects, dissertation proofreading should also be implemented.

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Online Backgammon
01.31.08 (6:06 am)   [edit]

Mister Gammon is a Online Backgammon site offering backgammon players the latest information about backgammon tournaments and events as well as backgammon software for real money or just for fun. You can play backgammon online for fun or to get a real money by joining tournaments which offers fabulous prices, sign up bonuses, and cash back promotions.

 
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01.31.08 (5:10 am)   [edit]

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A scientist's letter to his girl friend
01.29.08 (10:25 am)   [edit]

Atomic reactor street,
Science sector.

My dear,

It has been a very long time since my senses have exchanged messages
with my brain to write a letter to you.

You are present in all the four chambers of my heart and ur beautiful
image is printed on the retina of my eyes. I want your musical voice to keep
my ear drums vibrating like a tunning fork. I have grown your favourite
roses in my garden so that their smell will keep on entering my nasal passage
and the charming colour of their corolla reminds me of your cheeks and
lips.
The enchanting color of your iris attracts me like an electron which is
attracted to nucleus but the fear of your father repels me with equal
force.

Yesterday ur presence in the party made my heart beat at the rate of
172 beats/sec.The velocity of my blood flow increased at the rate of
15m/sec. and became 80m/sec.Your personality attracted me like the centripetal
force but the medulla oblongatla of my brain compels me to convert this
centripetal force into centrifugal force and now I am revolving around
ur house like an electron in its orbit. Whenever I see your father a wave
of fear having simple harmonic motion passes through my vertebral column
and my heart beats are reduced to one half of the original. At the moment,
a covalent bond having sigma orbital exist between us.But in the future I
hope it will be change into an ionic bond.

As to every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction. Therefore , I
hope u too love me with the same magnitude of love.

In the end ur affection is directly to the product of our love and
inversely proportional to the square of ur father's hate.

Your affection = (constant) your love * my love /(ur father's hate)2

EQUATION:-

A=K L1L2/(H)2

 

From ur,
Gravitational pull.

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Online slots
01.29.08 (9:51 am)   [edit]

Wanna play online slots............???????? If yes then there is a site that I will recommend you for playing online slots that is Sloterix.com. I was very impressed to review their website, it has better design, elegant and look professional, its make me comfort and enjoy to ply here.


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01.29.08 (9:15 am)   [edit]

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Looking for Cheap Glasses..........!!!!!!
01.29.08 (7:45 am)   [edit]

Recently, i found a cool site that provides very attractive glasses at very cheap rates and site is ZenniOptical. You will find huge selection of frames, with single vision lens, sunsensor (potochromic)lens, tinted suglasses lens, bifocal lens and progressive lens.

 

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Keep smiling..............
01.26.08 (5:43 am)   [edit]

A bus carrying only ugly people is involved in a
crash, and everyone on the bus dies.

They go to Heaven. Because of the grief they have
suffered, God decides to grant them one wish each,
before they enter Paradise.

They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what
their wish is.
The person answers, "I want to be beautiful," and so
God snaps His fingers, and it is done.
The second one in line sees this and says "I want to
be beautiful too."

Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted.
This goes on for a while, but when God is halfway down
the line, the last person in line starts laughing.
When there are only ten people left, this man is
rolling on the floor, laughing .

Finally, God gets to the end of the line and asks the
laughing one what his wish will be.
The man eventually catches his breath, and says: "Make
them all ugly again".

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Hotels in Italy
01.25.08 (7:39 am)   [edit]

Are you planning to take a Vacation, Business Conference, Wedding,Parties or for Special Occasions overseas ?.But was not sure what or where to? Cheaperthanhotels can help you. Here you can find and search some place that suit your budget. Either you want to be in Rome, you will find some Rome hotels that fits you whether you are looking for budget rates, 5 star luxury accommodation, and also 4 star. Here you will find a place that can represent a good and low prices, either you want to be in a place that are close to the Airport or in a Business district that are close in historic city.

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A low price rate hotels and its ideal base for business and holiday . And has also the Milan's most important shopping area.Venice also have amazing hotels and its also in low rates. If you feel like you don't want to go that far for some good food and drinks, most Venice Hotels have restaurants right down stairs.

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Online Billiards
01.24.08 (7:15 am)   [edit]

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A Tone of Snake on a Plane..........
01.22.08 (3:24 am)   [edit]

Can u imagine a tone of snake, traveling   in a plane. Yes........my dear it happened in the Vietnam Airlines, flight from Bangkok, where about more that a tone of ratsnakes  seized.

The  snakes were found in air cargo to Vietnam. The snakes  whose scientific name is Ptyas Mucosus and a protected species, were found in the more than 60 boxes that arrived in Hanoi's Noi Bai airport.

Now these snakes is transferred to an animal caring station nearby.   

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A Tone of Snake on a Plane..........
01.22.08 (3:22 am)   [edit]

Can u imagine a tone of snake, traveling   in a plane. Yes........my dear it happened in the Vietnam Airlines, flight from Bangkok, where about more that a tone of ratsnakes  seized.

The  snakes were found in air cargo to Vietnam. The snakes  whose scientific name is Ptyas Mucosus and a protected species, were found in the more than 60 boxes that arrived in Hanoi's Noi Bai airport.

Now these snakes is transferred to an animal caring station nearby.   

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Pneumonia ...
01.21.08 (6:37 am)   [edit]

A patient suffering from a nasty cold visited Dr. D Costa and said groaning, "Doctor, can you cure my terrible cold? It has made things hell for me for the last four or five days".

Having never read about any confirmed cure for common cold, the young, over-zealous doctor advised after much initial hesitation, "You may do one thing. Take a hot bath and stand beneath a fan."

"Stand beneath a fan!" perplexed by the strange instruction, the patient asked, "Will your method cure me, doctor?"

"I can't say so for sure," replied Dr. D Costa, with his spectacles resting on his nose, "but if you do as directed, you are certain to get pneumonia which I can cure for sure!"

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Boss sued for sacking non-smokers
01.20.08 (5:48 am)   [edit]

A  German boss is being taken to a tribunal for firing non-smokers and replacing them with smokers who fitted in better.

This person who is the head of the a telesales companyhas laid off  three non-smokers at his company and said that he will not be hiring any more . He said smokers have always been our best employees. Non-smokers interfere with corporate peace. Our non-smoking employees were actually convinced that they had the righty to free zones. They just complained all the the time about the smoking.

The three sacked workers are now suing him for unfair dismissal. What do u thing, was he right?

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Play Backgammon Online
01.19.08 (8:19 am)   [edit]
Hi friends wanna play backgammon ? Then this is a cool website called gammon-fortune .com.

Gammon Fortune is a Online Backgammon site offering backgammon players the latest information about backgammon tournaments and events as well as backgammon software for real money or just for fun. Gammon-Fortune.com is part of the First Maple Online Gaming Entertainment Company.

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A Church where Candles are banned.
01.19.08 (1:40 am)   [edit]

I recently heard about a Ice church in Romania that banned candles to stop it from melting. This church made completely from ice and become so popular that it has to ban candles to stop it from melting.

The managers of the church have been flooded with requests to carry out weddings and baptisms. So many services are taking place that the candles are burning almost non-stop damaging the church interior.

This 200 sq ft church is around 6,673 ft above the sea level. This church is made by a person named Arnold Kingleis, who has also built a ice hotel nearby.

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Wanna purchase gold or other precious metals..??
01.19.08 (12:47 am)   [edit]
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I want to stay pregnant forever: Halle Berry
01.11.08 (6:14 am)   [edit]

Halle Berry is so much in love with her pregnancy that she wants to stay that way forever.

The Oscar-winning actress has revealed that she is thrilled to have the opportunity to be a mother and that the pregnancy hormones are working in her favour.

"Right now I have so much joy and energy. I can just go and go and go,"  as saying.

"My skin is aglow from all the hormones. I actually wear less make-up now, which is really good. I want to stay pregnant forever," she added.

The ‘Monsters Ball,' star is looking forward to a spectacular birth, as it may be her last. "I may only do this one time, so I want the moment to be as big as it can be. I want the biggest bang I can imagine," she said.

The actress also said that the she'll pick up a name when the baby is born. "People are always saying, 'You mean you haven't picked out a name yet? But I don't know how you name a baby until you meet it," she added.

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How bird flu virus jumps to humans
01.08.08 (5:23 am)   [edit]

Scientists had figured out how influenza viruses carried by birds latch on to humans, a discovery that may open the way to a vaccine against not just deadly avian flu but against all flu types.

There are many strains of flu virus, but only a few have succeeded in crossing the species barrier from animals to humans.

Strains known as H1 and H3 are the most common, and are especially efficient in attacking cells in the upper reaches of the respiratory system. Variants of the H5 virus, by contrast, usually remain confined to wild or domesticated fowl.

But when they do infect humans it is often with lethal results, as immune systems are unable to recognise and counter the novel pathogen.

Of 348 confirmed cases of H5N1 avian flu in the last five years, 216 -- more than 60 percent -- have died as a result, according to the World Health Organisation (WHO).

What health officials fear most is the emergence of a new H5 strain that can easily "jump" from birds to humans, potentially unleashing a pandemic on the scale of the "Spanish flu" of 1918-19 that killed tens of millions of people.

The findings  overhaul scientific understanding of how viruses attach themselves to cells inside human lungs.

Researchers have long known that whether an influenza strain infects humans depends on the ability of a protein on the surface of the virus, called hemagglutinin, to bind to a sugar receptor in the respiratory tract.

In humans, these receptors are known as alpha 2-6, whereas their counterparts in birds are known as alpha 2-3.

Up to now, scientists believed it was a genetic switch in the virus that allowed it to bind to human rather than bird receptors, thus making the much-feared "species jump" possible.

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Newton in romantic mood......
01.05.08 (1:44 am)   [edit]
Universal law:

" Love can neither be created nor be destroyed; only it can transfer from
One girlfriend to another girlfriend with some loss of money "



Newton's first law:

" a boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl
in love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, until or unless
any external agent(brother or father of the gal) comes into play and
break the legs of the boy. "



Newton's second law:

" the rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is
directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and
the direction of this love is same to as increment or decrement of the
bank balance. "
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Wrong one??
01.04.08 (4:27 am)   [edit]
An important senator arranges to use an escort service and winds up with a beautiful japanese girl who speaks no english. They go into his hotel room and start having sex and she gets into it like there's no tomorrow! She starts yelling the same japanese word over and over and making faces and he can tell he's driving her crazy! He's never had it so good. The next morning, he's golfing with the japanese ambassador, and he makes a birdie. He suddenly remembers the word that the Japanese woman kept yelling out loud the night before, and he yells it out.

The ambassador looks at him strangely, looks at the pin, and says, "no, that was the right hole."
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Happy marriage cuts stress for women
01.02.08 (4:39 am)   [edit]
One of the biggest stressors in a woman's life is a bumpy marriage - the worse the marriage, the higher the stress level but "the better the wedding, the lower the stress level".

Yes, according to a study carried out by researchers, a happy marriage cuts stress for working women as they have lower levels of a stress hormone than those in miserable relationships.

However, it does not make any difference in case of their husbands as men's stress levels are determined mainly by how busy they are at work, not the state of their home life.

According to lead researcher Darby Saxbe of University of California, "As far as women are concerned, being happily married appears to bolster physiological recovery from work."

Women in unhappy marriages are coming home from a busy day and, instead of having some time to relax and have a spouse picking up the load of setting the table, getting dinner going, signing forms for the kids, these women may have immediately to launch back into another stressful routine.

"Perhaps in happily married couples the demands of domestic life are being shared more equitably between men and women, or at least that may be the case when wives return home from a demanding day at work," Darby added.

The researchers came to the conclusion after analysing a data of 60 married parents who were asked how satisfied they were with their marriage and how busy they were at work. They also collected saliva samples from participants in the early morning, afternoon and evening to measure cortisol levels.

Women in happy marriages were found to have stronger declines of the hormone than those in less blissful unions while in men, the state of their relationship with their wife appeared to have little influence on levels of cortisol, which were affected far more by how busy they felt at work.
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