A general, a colonel and a major were having a heated argument on the subject of sex. The general maintained that sex was 60 per cent work and 40 per cent fun. The colonel said it was 75 per cent work and 25 per cent fun. The major thought it was 90 per cent work and 10 per cent fun. At the height of the argument, a private appeared at the door.

"Let s leave it to him," said the major.

The private listened carefully and said with an air of absolute finality, "If you will pardon me, Sirs, sex is 100 per cent fun and no work at all."

"How do you figure that?" cried the astonished officers.

"It is very simple," said the private. "If here was any work in it at all, you guys would have me doing it for you."

He was about to go next door when he saw the Gardener pick up the egg. The Farmer ran up to the Gardener and told him that the egg belonged to him because he owned the hen. The Gardener disagreed because the egg was laid on his property.

They argued for a while until finally the Farmer said, "In my family we normally solve disputes by the following actions: I kick you in the balls and time how long it takes you to get back up, then you kickme in the balls and time how long it takes for me to get up, whomever gets up quicker wins the egg."

The Gardener agreed to this and so the Farmer found his heaviest pair of boots and put them on, he took a few steps back, then ran toward the Gardener and kicked as hard as he could in the balls. The Gardener fell to the floor clutching his nuts howling in agony for 30 minutes.

Eventually the Gardener stood up and said, "Now it's my turn to kick you."

The Farmer said, "Keep the damn egg!"

The medical profession is long since considered as among the premier professions that one can have. However, not all who dreamed of being in this profession have been successful. And so some people who want to be in the medical field opt to be a medical assistant instead.

Now, don't you look down on this job because a medical assistant has vital roles in the medical field. In fact, some doctors and medical professionals can't work without their efficient assistants.The healthcare industries depend not only on doctors or medical specialists, like surgeons etc. but equally so on medical assistants.

In fact they out number many folds in head counts the medical practitioners of all streams. The medical assistants means; medical office manager, dental assistant, ultrasound technician, radiologist, nurse and many more The industries source them from various medical assistant schools. The site http://www.medical-assistant-... provides the most up-to-date medical assistant schools and certification information form the renowned online and campus healthcare schools in US. Many have been established themselves in a very successful way in their profession and career, receiving training from the recommended schools on this site.

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Tonight, while browsing the internet, I found a site called Viagogo.co.uk. It is a leading ticket hub in Europe. The company matches buyers and sellers of concert tickets, sports tickets, theatre tickets and more.They are the best source in buying any types of concerts and sports tickets.
Viagogo is an online secondary ticket exchange that allows people to buy and sell tickets.

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For making a good society, it is very important that all the people of society remain in a good condition. All people must include number of needy people like widows, orphans, and children at risk, teens, drug addicts and other needy ones. Unless, we are not able to provide help to all these people, we can never think of making a good society.

The good news for all of us is that there are number of good charity organizations like Boat Angel which are helping these needy peoples of the society. All these origination run on charity and therefore need our constant support. However, for many people, it is not possible to give help in the form of money. For all those people BoatAngel has a great solution of giving old boats in charity. In this way, every one gets benefited easily.

Boatangel accepts your boat donations from all over America. Just a phone call will do. Free pick up of your boat or yacht are available in all the states of America. You while doing the charity for the helpless get the tax benefits on the value of your valued assest; the boat. Donate boat and contribute towards a social cause.

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There was a man whose wife is about to deliver a child. He wanted a Boy child & he was quite confident that she will deliver only Boy child. So he went along with his wife to his in-laws place & stayed there.

He stayed there for more that 15 days, but she didn't deliver the child at all. So he went back to his place. Before leaving he told his father in law that when she delivers the child just call up & tell me that "the clock has arrived" & that is the code word to understand that boy is born.

Next day she delivered a girl child. The father in law didn't know how to inform his son in law. He can't say that the Clock hasn't arrived also.

So he calles up & said, "The Clock has arrived but the pendulum is missing"

There was once a man who lived way out in the Sahara Desert, thousands of miles away from civilization, with only his faithfull camel and his tiny Oasis. One day the man got so frustrated that he decided that the time had come that he should fuck his camel.

The camel, being a very tall creature, was out of the reach of the mans dick. So he decided to climb onto a dune and then do the camel. But every time his dick was ready, the camel would move and the man would fall. Discouraged, the man went back to his tent, only to hear the scream of a woman.

He ran into the desert and saw a band of people readying themselves to rape the woman, he quickly pulled out his gun and fired a few shots into the air. This caused the band to get back into thier car and drive off. The man then went to the woman and asked if all was well.

She replied, "Oh, my hero, you saved me, I will do anything for you."

"GGGGREAT, the man replied,"will you please hold my camel a second"